Dear Readers,
A long time ago, BC Woods and IamRob got together and wrote a screenplay. After a long and arduous struggle, and many arguments about how a woman with fins would get around on dry land, they finished. When they were done, they looked up at one another and said “Uh… what do we do now?”
So we bought several large books, containing lists of talent agencies and production companies. We drafted one query letter, got one response after two months, realized we were both too busy with other things at that moment to give the project the attention it deserved considering the response times involved and took a break until we had time.
So, in summary:
BC Woods wrote a screenplay with his friend IamRob. BC Woods writes for DunceUponATime, IamRob writes FreakSafari. We have a commercial comedy screenplay which is complete at 109 pages. If you are a person in the film industry, either on the representative side or the production side (with credentials) would you like to look at the screenplay or see our query letter? If so, please e-mail BC Woods at brandoncwoods@gmail.com or IamRob at freaksafari@gmail.com
Sincerely,
BC Woods
IamRob
PS I only do this because one time I made a passing joke about waiting for someone to offer me a book deal in a review I did of “Little Brother” and someone from an independent publishing house e-mailed me within four hours. Even though that deal didn’t work out, it taught me that the internet is a very powerful tool to market things. There’s always a chance someone reading this might be interested.
I’m not sure how many takers you’ll get with this one being right after the masturbation update.
Eric, do you honestly believe movie executives wouldn’t be turned on by the idea of me masturbating in 0g while inside a giant alien space probe? Just the ejaculation/conservation of momentum jokes alone boggle the mind.
Yeah…I’m glad the company contacted us before you made that post. Christ.
Good luck.
It’ll only work with Chris Tucker as your token black guy sidekick. He’ll be all like White people fap like this while the brothers fap like this. And it would just be adorable.
@Joe
Well, I figure it’s virtually impossible but why not try? Can’t hurt.
@Eric
Nope. I want an Australian Aboriginal so we can stand around on leg together and play the digeridoo. I’ve decided that they’re my new favorite culture. Every time I hear “Oh Australian Aboriginals… blah blah blah” I am like “I want to do that.”
And they’re very big on walking. “Walk About” and all that. Which is good, because I fucking hate to run.
Oh c’mon BC. Running isn’t going to hurt you any. When’s the last time running gave you any kind of serious trou– OMIGOD SCOTT HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATION!?!?
@BC Woods
australian aboriginals? see THAT’s why you’re the writer. btw, have you been getting my fan letters? i sent two.
@ShawShaw
Firstly, very relevant. Secondly, very happy you remembered.
@erin
Yes, I am just shit at getting through all my e-mail lately.