If I were less lazy I would…. eh… fuck it. I’m going to grow my beard some more.

@Jessica

It would have been funnier if my jawline were not already a masculine thing that is wondrous to behold.

@erin

Don’t you ever feel her subtly trying to push us together? Weak, but like gravity, in that she’s doing it all the time. Not “doing it” but you know… the… well… I guess it makes me feel awkward.

Much like having you shave my face would be awkward.

@Eileen

I’m sorry, but it was time she knew the truth.

@Clayton

Never EVER underestimate the power of a Care Bear Countdown. One time Sarte was sitting around thinking about how life is just chemicals wandering around with no purpose and then BAM! Richard Simmons.

Trollocs (nine feet animal-man hybrid, eats and rapes humans and are just all different kinds of amazingly terrifying) are excellent fighters but terrible soldiers, if the Trollocs had some leadership and allies like Darkhounds (giant hell-wolves on cocaine) and the command of some Myrdraal (Scary ass pale dudes with no eyes who can see incredibly well, acidic blood that can eat through steel and can hide and kill things very well), they could defeat the Care Bears and their lovable caring and positive emotions. But the question would be; what role would the Care Bear Cousins play? I think they would betray themselves to the Dark One’s side and become His loyal servants.