When I was young and in college, which was like two years ago, I thought “Ha! I don’t need to love anyone because I have a bunch of weird thoughts to keep me company!”
Then a blind couple walked down the street, walking arm in arm, tapping away with the canes held in their free hands. Not having learned the lesson from this, please enjoy the audio recording I just made of me talking about masturbating for thirty minutes.
Jesus, this was like an M. Night Shamylan LSD nightmare directed by George Lucas.
Also, don’t Elves, even Santa’s Elves, have extended lifespans?
Oh my! You really, really did it…! That was quite the adventure-
don’t know if I should be listening to that at my advanced age!
Yeah… I wish I had a less jarring eccentricity other than finding things that are completely devoid of humor to be hilarious.
@BC Woods
I thought it was funny, so I guess we each have some form of psychosis.
Eloi Eloi Lama Sabacthani. You might research the hideous Midwestern cultural phenomenon known as the “Soggy Biscuit Party”…
@Uncle Angryheads
It’s a well known fact that “Soggy Biscuit Parties” are a like made up to make me cry.
@BC
I finally got time to watch it all and wow. That’s all I can really say.
I haven’t had a chance to listen to these yet, but judging by the comments here I’m going to have to make time soon…
Oh, and in case anyone cares, this is Banshee. I started a blog, so I’ve changed my handle.
@Clayton
You sir, are perhaps my biggest supporter and I thank you.
@Uncle AngryHands
Before I google do I really want to know?
@DJ
You’re welcome.
@ImpassionedPlatypusses
You don’t really want to listen to it. Trust me.
Well, it doesn’t really matter whether I was going to trust you or not BC, because I listened before I came back in here and saw your reply. And I think that despite the fact that all relationships should be based on trust, I am going to make it a point from here on out not to trust you in regard to your own work. Because that was awesome. It sounded a little more natural, a little less NPRish than the other one I listened to. The volume wasn’t quite as much of a problem, though if possible I would try to be a little louder if I were you. And the journey through your mind was awesome. Seriously, if I wasn’t in a long term relationship I would totally be flying out to Washington and after visiting my family in Leavenworth I would come find you and give you the most amazing, enthusiastic blow job you could possibly imagine. Hell, I might eventually see if I can convince my boyfriend to let me do that anyway… because you are brilliant.
So I’ve just gotten the chance to listen, and wow. You have an incredibly complex and weird state of mind. Yet all geniuses are odd.
As for being alone, I guess it’s a bad time to mention the reason I’ve been out of the loop here. I’m recently engaged to be married.
@Jessica
Well, I wouldn’t describe myself as a genius. But odd does sound oddly appropriate.
And now for the important part: CONGRATULATIONS! I’m so happy for you? How’d it happen? Who is the lucky man?
Ha thanks. I’m not very girly so anytime someone says this stuff I want to make up horrible stories. But anyway, I’ve been seeing a great, very patient man for 3 years now. So I guess he got the short straw.