• Jaynestown is by far my favorite episode of Firefly. Also, I'm writing! Isn't that exciting? 2 days ago
• Otherwise, the balance of power would have totally shifted in our entire relationship. 3 days ago
• When my brother asked me to buy him a couple of nerf swords and have sword fights with him, I had to pretend I was barely interested. 3 days ago
• I really need to consider walking at night when I'm wearing pedophile glasses and have a scraggle beard. I'm going to get arrested. 4 days ago
• Also, if I were going to go so far as to have my junk changed, I would just start from scratch on a name. No Andrea. I'm going Mallory. 5 days ago
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