Why is it whenever a dumb person shows up at your door and says "Pursuant to" you immediately know the words following will be "Megan's Law" 2 days ago
One time I was at my Aunt's house and she came in and was like "Have you been watching Dune for five hours?" I replied "Yes. I have been." 2 days ago
I only gently remove their hands and reply "Why do men climb Everest? Why do teenage girls sail around the world? Because it's there!" 2 days ago
Sometimes people come up to me, grab the lapels of my jacket, and shout "BC! Why would you do something like that? You're crazy! It's 400k!" 2 days ago
Waiting for the Way of Kings to arrive. Then I'm going to sit down and read it all in one day. Why? Because I'm the best there is. 2 days ago
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