Vindication is Mine!
January 27th, 2010
A few months ago when I asked people on facebook if they remembered Swamp Thing’s psychotropic sex cucumbers everyone was like “Fuck you! There’s no such thing! You’re just a crazy person who should be pelted to death with rocks!”
Oh yeah? Well then how do you explain this? Because that sure looks like a psychotropic sex cucumber to me.
You know what makes me feel the craziest? How much I relate to Swamp Thing in this scene.
I think I speak for a lot of people here when I say WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED.
Well, I for one can’t view it in the UK since its on Hulu. So, unless you directly mail a video of the scene with the director standing in front of it confirming its real whilst holding a bible and a copy of today’s newspaper, I shall remain steadfast in my belief that you’re just a crazy person who should be pelted to death with rocks.
@PikaPikaChick
Jesus Christ just came down from heaven and showed us all a vision of his eternal glory, in the form of a psychotropic sex cucumber.
@Emperor Gum
I have an ever better idea. Say you’re walking down an alley one night, being all British and shit… then suddenly you see some long shadows fill the alley. You turn around just in time to see some angry Swamp Things in bondage gear. You turn again, wanting to run, and then BAM! More Swamp Things are coming at you from the other side, trapping you.’
Then, as you get down on your knees and beg your British best, the Swamp Things take turns sex cucumbering you as you cry and apologize.
How’s that idea sound? Because that’s how I feel about people who deny the wonder of Swamp Thing’s psychotropic sex cucumber.
If you haven’t read the Swamp Thing comic book, you will find this hard to believe, but the original “cucumber” story is, in a way, the hottest thing you’ll ever read.
Swamp Thing #34 (1985)
Recently reprinted in “Saga of the Swamp Thing, Book 2″
For more info, visit the Swamp Thing Annotations at
http://tinyurl.com/2jc79
Because I’m too fucking lazy to look up the latest link and check for myself - did you ever get the volume issues resolved for the podcasts? Because I really, like, really, really, want to keep up with them. But I can’t hear them. Even with the volume all the way up. I tried using external speakers but the white noise drowned out your voice.
@BC Woods
I just hiked ten miles without stopping, and yet now, I feel strangely energized by this nonesense about what is, in essence, a vegetable penis from a shy, misunderstood plant-man.
@BC Woods
Also, Swamp-Thing has a daughter, he IS a family-centered plant-creature, after all.
Ok, that was completely insane!!!! Thank you for sharing that, it’s all I’ll think about all day now…
What I find beautiful was that he ate his OWN cucumber first. Dirty.
P.S. This movie = ridiculous. Did this air on Lifetime?
meggie- More likely USA or SciFi
Re: creepy place for the skull for next time.
A: Your lap